OMG! WE THOUGHT HEALTHCARE WAS A GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER!!

URGENT!URGENT!URGENT!
PLEASE EXCUSE THE FORMATTING IN THIS POST! UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTY WITH THE COMPUTER, BUT THIS WAS URGENT!  
          ON THURSDAY, MAY 27, 2010, THE SENATE WILL BE VOTING ON THE FINANCIAL REFORM BILL. HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS FOLKS BECAUSE THE FUNDAMENTAL TRANSFORMATION OF AMERICA HAS BEGUN AND IT IS ON THE SAME PATH AS A RUNAWAY, SPEEDING TRAIN! IF THIS BILL PASSES OUR BELOVED MESSIAH WILL HAVE SUCCEEDED IN SEIZING 60% OF OUR LIVES! THEY ARE GETTING TOO CLOSE TO OWNING OUR WHOLE DERRIERE FOR MY LIKING! HOW ABOUT YOURS?!! LET ME JUST  GIVE YOU A HINT OF WHAT IS HIDING IN THIS BILL.

         THIS BABY IS A MERE 1500 PAGES. I GUESS THAT IS A LITTLE LESS THAN THE HEALTHCARE BILL. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THIS IS EVEN SCARIER!  REMEMBER MADAME PELOSI TELLING US THAT WE WE WOULD PASS THE HEALTHCARE BILL AND THEN WE WOULD FIND OUT WHAT WAS IN IT?!! THERE WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS IN THAT BILL THAT ARE JUST COMING TO LIGHT, SURPRISE!!  WITH THE FINANCIAL REFORM BILL NOT ONLY IS IT FULL OF SURPRISES BUT IT IS BEING QUIETLY JAMMED DOWN OUR THROATS! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT MY THROAT HAS AN EXTREMELY BITTER TASTE STARTING AT THE TOP AND EXPLODING WHEN IT HITS DOWN INTO THE PIT OF MY STOMACH!! I'M GOING TO NEED A VERY STRONG DOSE OF VERY SWEET SYRUP TO WASH THIS DOO~DOO DOWN! LET ME ENLIGHTEN YOU TO SOME OF THE HIDDEN TREASURES AWAITING YOU IN THE FINANCIAL REFORM BILL. OH! REMEMBER, THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! (GIVES YOU A REAL WARM FUZZY FEELING INSIDE, DOESN'T IT??) 

       FIRST OF ALL, HOW MANY OF YOU ATTENDED A TOWN HALL MEETING TO LEARN ABOUT THIS FINANCIAL REFORM BILL?  OH, DID YOU MISS THOSE?!! SO DID I!! THANK GOD FOR GLEN BECK!! HERE ARE JUST A FEW THINGS I LEARNED TODAY THAT OUR THOUGHTFUL, CARING, GOVERNMENT HAS IN STORE FOR US.
       1. FANNIE & FREDDIE, REMEMBER THEY WERE THE ONES THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE?, THEY GET A FREE PASS. NO REGULATIONS.
        2. THE BILL ALSO INCLUDES FORMING A PROTECTED CLASS. THIS WOULD TAKE CARE OF THE BUSINESSES, financial or any other, THAT THEY FEEL ARE SIMPLY TOO BIG TO FAIL. FUNNY, BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY THEY FELT ABOUT AIG, THE AUTOMOBILE COMPANIES, THE BANKS, ETC., ETC.,
        3. "SEIZURE OF PRIVATE PROPERTY WITHOUT MEANINGFUL JUDICIAL REVIEW."  THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY, YOU KNOW, THE TAX CHEAT, TIMOTHY GEITNER FOR NOW, CAN SEIZE ANY FINANCIAL FIRM HE FEELS IS IN DANGER OF DEFAULT, FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY OF COURSE. BUT WAIT, IT WON'T STOP THERE! EVENTUALLY IT WILL SPREAD TO INCLUDE ANY BUSINESS, SAY FOR INSTANCE AN AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.(DE JAVU)? OR EVEN SOMETHING AS ORDINARY AS A HAIR SALON. 
        4. THERE WILL NO LONGER BE A NEED FOR CONGRESS. NO, THEY WILL BECOME IRRELEVANT BECAUSE IF THE GOVERNMENT FINDS ITSELF RUNNING LOW ON CASH IT CAN JUST OPEN UP A LINE OF CREDIT, INSTEAD OF BEGGING CONGRESS TO VOTE ON ANOTHER BAILOUT. THEY WON'T HAVE TO ASK THE TAXPAYER,YOU, FOR MORE MONEY! WON'T THAT BE REFRESHING?!! THERE WILL BE REGULATORS THAT OVERSEE ALL BUSINESSES AND IF THEY SEE ONE RUNNING INTO FINANCIAL PROBLEMS THE REGULATORS CAN JUST ASK THE TREASURY SECRETARY FOR ADDITIONAL GOVERNMENT FUNDS. THAT IS, AFTER THEY SEIZE IT AND THEY ADD IT TO THEIR EVER GROWING LIST OF GOVERNMENT RUN BUSINESSES, LIKE THE BANKS AND THE AUTOMOBILE COMPANIES~ANY BUSINESS THAT IS FINANCIAL IN NATURE. LET'S SEE. THE PURPOSE OF ALL BUSINESSES IS TO MAKE MONEY, SO I GUESS THAT MAKES THEM ALL FINANCIAL IN NATURE, TRUE?!! THESE REGULATORS CAN LIMIT THE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES A COMPANY CAN OFFER, OF COURSE IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! IT'S ONLY TO PROTECT YOU, THE CONSUMER, AFTER ALL! THESE THOUGHTFUL, CONSIDERATE, REGULATORS CAN EVEN TRACK YOUR CREDIT CARD PURCHASES. I SUPPOSE THEY WILL BE DOING THIS JUST TO HELP US MAKE SURE WE AREN'T GETTING IN OVER OUR HEADS. AFTER ALL, THEY ARE DOING IT ONLY BECAUSE THEY CARE SO MUCH ABOUT US! 
          THIS IMPORTANT BILL IS SCHEDULED TO BE VOTED ON TODAY!! 
          PLEASE, CALL YOUR STATE SENATOR IMMEDIATELY!! DEMAND THAT HE OR SHE VOTE NO SO THIS BILL GOES DOWN IN FLAMES!!   
   LET'S STAND TOGETHER AS PATRIOTS AND TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
         MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS AMERICA!!