SHAME ON YOU HARRY REID!

      GOOD 'OLE DIRTY HARRY! TRYING TO SOUND LIKE HE JUST MIGHT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT FOR A CHANGE, ATTEMPTED TO USE A METAPHOR THAT HE MUDDLED, to coin a phrase from BRET BAIER, of FOX NEWS. REID IS NOW TRYING TO COMPARE OUR ESTEEMED PRESIDENT TO THE 33 CHILEAN MINERS WHO WERE RECENTLY RESCUED FROM THEIR JOURNEY INTO HELL, 2000 FEET UNDER THE EARTH, FOLLOWING 70 VERY LONG DAYS.
     IN HARRY'S OWN WORDS, "WHEN PRESIDENT OBAMA TOOK OFFICE HE FOUND HIMSELF IN A HOLE SO DEEP THAT HE COULDN'T SEE THE OUTSIDE WORLD. IT WAS LIKE THE CHILEAN MINERS, BUT HE, BEING THE MAN THAT HE IS, ROLLED UP HIS SLEEVES AND SAID 'I AM GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS HOLE."
     I SAY  HOW DARE YOU HARRY REID! YOU ARE GIVING THE MESSIAH TOO MUCH CREDIT. THE CHILEAN MINERS, DIDN'T SIT AROUND BLAMING ANYONE AND CRYING PITY POOR ME. THEY HAD A LEADER WHO TOOK CHARGE! WITH JUST ONE CAN OF TUNA BETWEEN THE MEN, THEY SURVIVED 17 DAYS BY DIVIDING THE TUNA OUT ONE TABLESPOON PER DAY EACH. DURING THOSE DAYS THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE WERE RESCUE TEAMS LOOKING FOR THEM, OR IF THEY HAD JUST BEEN GIVEN UP FOR DEAD. 
     WITH FORTITUDE AND AN UNDYING FAITH IN GOD, ALL 33 MINERS WERE FINALLY PULLED TO SAFETY AFTER THOSE 70 DAYS. AS EACH MAN ARRIVED IN  THE NASA STYLE CAPSULE THAT HAD PULLED THEM UP FROM THE BOWELS OF THE EARTH, THE MINERS EMERGED. THEY QUICKLY FELL TO THEIR KNEES, GENTLY KISSING THE EARTH, AND THEN RAISNG THEIR HANDS TO THE HEAVENS IN THANKS, AND FINALLY CROSSING THEMSELVES, GIVING GLORY TO GOD FOR BRINGING THEM SAFELY BACK TO THEIR FAMILIES.
       COMPARING THESE BRAVE MEN TO OUR DEAR PRESIDENT IS A TERRIBLE AFFRONT TO THEM AND YOU, HARRY REID, SHOULD ASHAMED! AFTERALL, IT WAS SENATOR OBAMA ALONG WITH YOU, SENATOR REID, WHO WERE THE MAJORITY PARTY IN CHARGE OF BOTH THE CONGRESS AND THE SENATE IN THE DECADE BEFORE THE CURRENT RECESSION. THE WAY I SEE IT, THE BOTH OF YOU HELPED TO SHOVEL OUT THAT HOLE THAT OBAMA FOUND THE COUNTRY IN WHEN HE DID TAKE OFFICE! THE TWO OF YOU AND YOUR CRONIES IN CONGRESS HAVE NO ONE BUT YOURSELVES TO BLAME! 
       P.S. YOU HAVE BEEN SHOVELING MORE THAN DIRT SINCE YOU TOOK  OFFICE!