IS THE "SLOBBERING LOVE AFFAIR" ENDING?!!

 HEY MR. PRESIDENT!!
           DID YOU SUDDENLY GET THAT SINKING FEELING THAT YOUR PARTY IS FINALLY OVER?!! IN THE FIRST YEAR OF YOUR PRESIDENCY YOU HAVE MANAGED TO COME INTO OUR LIVING ROOMS VIA YOUR FAVORITE VENUE, OUR TELEVISIONS, OVER FOUR HUNDRED TIMES!! THAT'S MORE THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!! IN BERNIE GOLDBERG'S BESTSELLER, "A SLOBBERING LOVE AFFAIR," HE WRITES ABOUT HOW THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAS FALLEN ALL OVER ITSELF IN IT'S RUSH TO HELP USHER YOU INTO THE WHITE HOUSE. YOU EVEN MANAGED TO CONDUCT THAT NOW INFAMOUS INTERVIEW WITH ABC FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE YOU INSISTED ON TOUTING YOUR AGENDA FOR THE HEALTHCARE REFORM BILL, (WHICH NOW SEEMS TO BE DEAD IN THE WATER, I MIGHT ADD!) YOUR OPPONENTS DUBBED CNBC THE COMMUNIST NATIONAL BROADCAST COMPANY, FOR THEIR CONSTANT, ONE-SIDED REPORTING, OBVIOUSLY LEANING FAR TO THE LEFT!
           BUT SUDDENLY YOU HAVE RECENTLY APPEARED OVER THOSE PREVIOUSLY BEHOLDEN STATIONS TO TELL THE NATION, TURN OFF YOUR TELEVISIONS, OR AS YOU SO ELOQUENTLY PUT, "THOSE ECHO CHAMBERS," AND QUIT TALKING ALL THESE POLITICS. GO OUT AND TALK TO THE FOLKS ABOUT ORDINARY EVERYDAY LIFE! HAS YOUR BELOVED MEDIA SUDDENLY FORSAKEN YOU?!! IS THAT NASTY OLD FOX NEWS STATION REFUSING TO PLAY NICE?!! ARE BILL O'RIELLY, SEAN HANNITY, AND THAT "MEAN BASTARD" GLENN BECK, NOT PLAYING FAIR?!!  DO THEY REFUSE TO BE SUCKED INTO YOUR PROGRESSIVE AGENDA?!! I KNOW!! IT'S THOSE DAMN TEABAGGERS, YOUR FAVORITE INDEPENDENT BASE, THAT SWEPT YOU INTO OFFICE AND WHO ARE JUST NOW BEGINNING TO SEE THE LIGHT!  THEIR EYES ARE FINALLY OPENED TO WHAT YOU MEANT BY FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGING AMERICA. THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO CLEAN UP WASHINGTON ONCE AND FOR ALL AND THERE WOULD BE NO MORE POLITICS AS USUAL. BOY DID YOU PULL THE WOOL OVER THEIR EYES!!! 
GUESS WHAT?!! REMEMBER DURING ONE OF THE TOWN HALL MEETINGS WHEN THE WOMAN SPEAKING DECLARED, A SLEEPING GIANT HAS BEEN AWAKENED?!! THOSE WORDS ARE NOW COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU!! AMERICA IS FINALLY AWAKENING TO YOUR LIES! THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY ARE SEEING AND IT LOOKS LIKE A REVOLUTION OF EPIC PROPORTIONS IS BEGINNING! FUNNY THING IS, YOUR PARTY THAT'S IN CONTROL OF THE CONGRESS AND THE SENATE STILL DON'T GET IT!! MADAME PELOSI IS STILL HELL-BENT ON RAMMING YOUR, SEEMINGLY DEAD, HEALTH CARE BILL DOWN OUR THROATS! IF THE GATE IS CLOSED SHE WILL POLL VOLT OVER. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK SHE WILL PARACHUTE IN, BUT NEVER THE LESS, SHE "WILL GET HEALTH CARE REFORM PASSED FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!"NEWS FLASH!! IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD, WE, THE TAXPAYERS, DON'T WANT IT!! 
DEAR MADAME PELOSI, I SAY YOUR TIME AS SPEAKER IS OVER, JUST AS THE REST OF ALL YOU PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS NEED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! MOVE OVER OBAMA! IT'S TIME FOR THE FOUNDING FATHERS TO BEGIN SPEAKING FROM THE GRAVE TO BRING THIS NATION BACK TO GREATNESS!!