LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!!

        LOOK WHO'S TALKING!! THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER! WEEKS AFTER THE FBI BLEW IT AND GAVE THIS WANT-TO-BE AL QUAEDA TERRORIST HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS, IT SEEMS HIS FAMILY HAS TALKED SOME SENSE INTO HIM AND HE HAS HAD A CHANGE OF HEART! AFTER MANY DAYS OF VALUABLE TIME HAVE ALREADY BEEN LOST, THE FBI IS GETTING A CHANCE TO REDEEM ITSELF. ABDUL IS NOW SPILLING HIS GUTS ABOUT HIS TERRORIST TIES AND HOW MANY MORE ATTACKS  AL QUEDA HAS PLANNED TO CARRY OUT IN AMERICA. 
       ABDUL IS A RADICALIZED MUSLIM WHO TRAVELED TO YEMIN TO TRAIN IN TERRORIST TACTICS. HIS OWN FATHER, A PROMINENT BANKER IN NIGERIA, NOTIFIED AUTHORITIES THAT HE FEARED HIS SON HAD BECOME RADICALIZED AND WAS PLANNING SOME SORT OF ATTACK ON AMERICA. UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE OF MUCH MISSED COMMUNICATION BETWEEN ALL OF THE DIFFERENT SECURITY AGENCIES ABDUL WAS LEFT OFF THE NO-FLY-LIST AND HE WAS ABLE TO BOARD A FLIGHT FROM AMSTERDAM TO DETROIT. FORTUNATELY HE FAILED TO DETONATE THE EXPLOSIVE STASHED IN HIS UNDERWEAR AND SOME QUICK-ACTING PASSENGERS TACKLED HIM AND HE WAS RESTRAINED. THREE HUNDRED AMERICAN LIVES WERE SAVED ON CHRISTMAS EVE, NO THANKS TO ALL OF THE AGENCIES INVOLVED.
         THE  FBI MET WITH ABDUL'S FAMILY IN NIGERIA AND WERE ABLE TO CONVINCE HIS FAMILY TO COME TO AMERICA TO TALK ABDUL INTO FURTHER COOPERATION WITH AUTHORITIES, DESPITE THE FACT HE HAS BEEN MIRANDIZED AND THEREFORE GIVEN A LAWYER.  I'M SURE THE ACLU IS  CHOMPING AT THE BIT, AND VERY ANGRY THAT THEY COULDN'T KEEP INTEL AWAY FROM ABDUL. AFTER ALL, IT'S THEIR AIM TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE, (EVEN A TERRORIST WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TO KILL AMERICANS) HAS RIGHTS, REGARDLESS OF THEIR CITIZENSHIP STATUS. LEAVE IT TO THE VERY LIBERAL ACLU! THE SECURITY AGENCIES INVOLVED IN THIS DEBACLE ARE, BY SOME MAJOR STROKE OF LUCK, GETTING A SECOND CHANCE. LET'S HOPE THEY CAN GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME! THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!