EXTRA! EXTRA! SARAH PALIN INCITES VIOLENCE!

            I WAS LISTENING TO FORMER GOVERNOR AND VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, SARAH PALIN, SPEAKING AT AN EVENT THIS PAST WEEKEND DOWN IN SEARCHLIGHT, NEVADA, HOME TOWN OF THE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER, HARRY REID. IT WAS A GATHERING OF AN ESTIMATED 10,000+ PARTICIPANTS OF THE EVER-GROWING TEA- PARTY MOVEMENT. THEY WERE MEETING TOGETHER TO GET THEIR POINT ACROSS THAT DIRTY HARRY NEEDS TO GO! INSTEAD OF SITTING DOWN AND SHUTTING UP, THEY ARE STANDING UP AND SHOUTING, "HARRY YOU'RE FIRED!!" GOVERNOR PALIN HAD THE CROWD PRETTY EXCITED WITH CATCH PHRASES SUCH AS, NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO GIVE UP, NOW'S THE TIME TO RELOAD AND TAKE AIM! THE LAME STREAM MEDIA, AS SHE CALLED THEM, NATURALLY TWISTED HER WORDS AND ACCUSED HER OF INCITING VIOLENCE! NOW, CONTRARY TO PROTESTERS ON THE LEFT AT EVENTS SUCH AS THE G20 SUMMIT IN PITTSBURGH WHERE THERE WERE SEVERAL ARRESTS MADE FOR PEOPLE THROWING ROCKS AND BOTTLES AT THE POLICE, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THE TEA PARTY RALLYS HAVE BEEN ATTENDED BY PEOPLE OF ALL PARTIES WAVING FLAGS, AND CARRYING SIGNS, AND SHOWING THEIR LOVE FOR THEIR COUNTRY. THEY HAVE BEEN PEACEFUL AND WHEN THE RALLYS WERE OVER THERE WAS NO SIGN OF TRASH OR THAT THERE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN AN EVENT THAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAD ATTENDED. ON THE RARE OCCASION WHERE THERE HAS BEEN ANY DISTURBANCE AT ALL CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO LEFT-WING INFILTRATORS TRYING TO STIR UP TROUBLE.
         GOVERNOR PALIN TOLD THE CROWD THAT SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TELL HARRY THIS ISN'T A CRAP SHOOT! STOP GAMBLING AWAY OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE! THE LAME STREAM MEDIA REPORTED SHE WAS WHIPPING THE CROWD INTO A FRENZY AND CALLED THE ATTENDEES RIGHT-WING EXTREMISTS AND RACISTS. WHEN IS THE MEDIA GOING TO REPORT THE TRUTH, THAT THE TEA-PARTY MOVEMENT IS BORN OUT OF PEOPLE'S FRUSTRATION AT WATCHING AMERICA GO -TO- HELL- IN- A- HAND- BASKET. THEY ARE MAD AS HELL AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE AND THEY AREN'T GOING AWAY ANY TIME SOON!   THEY WANT THERE COUNTRY TO RETURN TO WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WORKED SO HARD TO BUILD WHEN THEY CAME OVER FROM ENGLAND TO ESCAPE THE OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT OVER THERE. THEY SEE OUR GOVERNMENT HEADING TOWARD THAT SAME OPPRESSION. THEY WANT THEIR COUNTRY BACK! THEY ARE FLAG BEARING, RED BLOODED AMERICANS  WHO ARE PROUD TO BE AMERICANS! THE LAME STREAM MEDIA ENJOYS THEIR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH. WHY WON'T THEY RESPECT OURS!!