I can best describe myself as a crazy hairdresser of 25 years and a "REAGAN" Conservative. I love God, Country, Family, and Life in general! Oh! I can't forget my dog who always watches out for me!
Monday, March 1, 2010
NEWS FLASH!! VIAGRA UPDATE!!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE POSTED AN UPDATE ON MY DOG, DUSTY, AND HER ON-GOING ADVENTURE WITH VIAGRA. AT THIS VERY MOMENT I AM SITTING NEXT TO HER LISTENING TO HER SO,VERY, LOUD, LADY-LIKE, SNORING!
I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SLEEP APNEA WHEN I FIRST TOOK DUSTY TO THE VET TO HAVE HER CHECKED OUT AS SHE WAS HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING AND BECAME EASILY WINDED DURING HER WALKS. THE VET FOUND THAT SHE HAD AN ENLARGED HEART (AND ALSO COULD STAND TO GO ON A DIET!! KIND OF TAKES AFTER THE OWNER!! OH DID I SAY THAT?!!) TO MY SURPRISE HE HANDED ME A PRESCRIPTION FOR VIAGRA! AFTER I STOPPED LAUGHING I SAID TO HIM, SURELY I MUST HAVE HEARD YOU WRONG! THAT'S WHEN HE TOLD ME THAT ORIGINALLY VIAGRA WAS DEVELOPED FOR HEART AND LUNG PROBLEMS. IT WAS DURING THE TRIAL PERIOD OF THE DRUG THAT DOCTORS DISCOVERED IT HAD AN UNUSUAL SIDE EFFECT. OBVIOUSLY VIAGRA BECAME A BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY OVER NIGHT ALONG WITH BECOMING A HOUSEHOLD NAME. (IT NOT ONLY MADE A LOT OF MEN HAPPY BUT THEIR PARTNERS WERE FEELING HAPPIER, TOO!)
IT HAS BEEN ALMOST EIGHT MONTHS SINCE WE BEGAN TREATMENT WITH VIAGRA AND WE HAVE SEEN A MARKED IMPROVEMENT IN DUSTY'S OVER-ALL ENERGY LEVEL. AT TIMES SHE SEEMS ALMOST LIKE A PUPPY ONCE AGAIN. WHEN WE ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK SHE IS NOW EAGER TO GET GOING, OFTEN RUNNING PART OF THE WAY. ONCE BACK IN THE HOUSE SHE IS NO LONGER PANTING SO BAD THAT WE WORRY IT WILL BE HER LAST BREATH. UNTIL SHE REALIZES HER ARTHRITIC HIP IS BOTHERING HER YOU WOULD THINK SHE REALLY IS STILL A PUPPY!!
RECENTLY I HAD TO CONSULT WITH DR. ANDERSON ABOUT THE LIMP WE WERE BEGINNING TO SEE WHEN DUSTY WOKE FROM SLEEPING. AT ONE TIME WE HAD GIVEN HER RIMADYL TO KEEP HER FROM BEING IN PAIN AND I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HER RX FILLED ONCE AGAIN. DR. ANDERSON'S ONLY CONCERN WAS THAT HE DIDN'T WANT DUSTY TO BECOME TOO DEPENDENT ON IT. THAT'S WHEN MY EX-HUSBAND EXCLAIMED, DUSTY IS NOT ADDICTED TO PAIN MEDICATION, BUT THE VIAGRA WE MIGHT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT! LATELY SHE'S BEEN WALKING AROUND WITH HER TAIL STRAIGHT UP!! CAN WE SAY "VIVA VIAGRA!!"
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