MY TROPHY CASE IS DUSTED AND WAITING!!!

I sat watching television at 4:30 in the morning as the announcement was made that President Obama had been awarded the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE for the year 2009. It was difficult for me to wrap my mind around the idea that this award was being given to a man who had been in office only 9 months and had been nominated for it only 12 days after taking the Oath of Office. But then I watched the HUCKABEE SHOW and he managed to add a little perspective to the whole idea. It's been said that OBAMA was given this award not for what he has accomplished to date but what he is HOPING/PROMISING to accomplish in the future. GOVERNOR HUCKABEE went on to say that HE also had a lot of things HE was hoping to accomplish in HIS lifetime and HE would be more than happy to also accept HIS awards NOW! He wanted everyone to e-mail him with their own future accomplishments they were hoping to achieve and what awards they felt they would like to have. So I thought about that and here is what I have come up with. I'm looking for an EXCELLENCE IN JOURNALISM AWARD. I've never been a journalist but deep inside I know I have the potential. I sang for 20 years and even recorded a CD so I guess I could wish for a GRAMMY. I've also been writing my AUTOBIOGRAPHY (for the last 20 years!) so I, like HUCKABEE, could go for a PULITZER. I did HAIR SHOWS in which I worked with STAGE MAKE-UP so an OSCAR may be in the works. As a HAIRDRESSER I brought PEACE to many CLIENTS, especially those who just needed someone's ear for an hour, so could someone please send my name to OSLO for next year because I could sure use 1.4 MILLION DOLLARS! As you can see I have great aspirations even if they just come to me in dreams! Which awards would you like me to send your name in for?!!!!